Why not visit Burgonia? Burgonia offers the visiting alien all the amenities of their home world. We have the most sophisticated holoworlds found in the Omicron Quadrant. Enjoy our growing species libraries. These libraries include information about weapons, languages (you can learn to communicate with Humans even if you don't have a larynx!), dwellings, atmospheric conditions, and other interesting factoids.

     To get to Burgonia, set your course for the following coordinates:

• 19.1 megaparsecs (or 60 million lightyears) and 5 degrees to sector NG530X
• Minimum warp: Level Six dimensional array.*

     You can also contact us via the Time Warner Warp Digisystem. Set your communication device to "TWCWILLOHNU4EVAH"

* Please contact Waxazbir at the Burgonia Visitor's Center if your craft is not engineered for dimensional travel beyond Level Four arrays. Upgrades are available.